Yarlxennur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable armadillo.

Yarlxennur created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlxennur, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlxennur, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yarlxennur's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yarlxennur's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Yarlxennur on top of important buildings.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.