Queegsidpog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest newt.

Queegsidpog created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Queegsidpog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Queegsidpog, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Queegsidpog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Queegsidpog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Hide if three monkeys approach from the south.