Bedladkam Rathivflam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited elephant.

Bedladkam Rathivflam created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedladkam Rathivflam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bedladkam Rathivflam, she will turn you into a goat.

Bedladkam Rathivflam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bedladkam Rathivflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat gooseberries.