Fumfumlen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable troll.

Fumfumlen created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fumfumlen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fumfumlen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fumfumlen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fumfumlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Put Fumfumlen first in all things.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fumfumlen on top of all buildings.