Fenripfag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful dingo.

Fenripfag created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenripfag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fenripfag, he will not invite you to parties.

Fenripfag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fenripfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fenripfag's name in vain.

2. Fenripfag loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.