Nabzoggum is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, cheerful deer.

Nabzoggum created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Nabzoggum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nabzoggum, he will turn you into a rat.

Nabzoggum's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nabzoggum's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never skip near eagles.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never jump in the presence of goats.