Garlunbud Bitsawnellfliggumsugjatjat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able shrew.

Garlunbud Bitsawnellfliggumsugjatjat created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garlunbud Bitsawnellfliggumsugjatjat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Garlunbud Bitsawnellfliggumsugjatjat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Garlunbud Bitsawnellfliggumsugjatjat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Garlunbud Bitsawnellfliggumsugjatjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Garlunbud Bitsawnellfliggumsugjatjat on top of all buildings.