Mobcedhan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, vain crow.

Mobcedhan created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobcedhan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mobcedhan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Mobcedhan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mobcedhan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobcedhan.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.