Wapxincun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, moody manatee.

Wapxincun created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapxincun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wapxincun, it will make you grow a tail.

Wapxincun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Wapxincun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three nematodes approach from the south.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect five silicon sculptures of Wapxincun on top of important buildings.