Dimartgep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying frog.

Dimartgep created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimartgep, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dimartgep, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dimartgep's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dimartgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about amino acids.