Kadfetgod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent centaur.

Kadfetgod created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadfetgod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadfetgod, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kadfetgod's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kadfetgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not kill tapirs.