Kippombass is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, confident spider.

Kippombass created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kippombass, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kippombass, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kippombass' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kippombass' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never feed lemons to dolphins while wearing yellow dresses.