Garmanmid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, vain chicken.

Garmanmid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garmanmid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Garmanmid, he will not invite you to parties.

Garmanmid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Garmanmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Run away if four foxes approach from the east.

5. Never look in ponds.