Fagfenfit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, pitiless gorilla.

Fagfenfit created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagfenfit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fagfenfit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fagfenfit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fagfenfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Never look at galaxies.