Hubjarnrat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, two-faced owl.

Hubjarnrat created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubjarnrat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hubjarnrat, he will turn you into a rat.

Hubjarnrat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hubjarnrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Retreat if seven rats approach from the south.

5. Always wear gray.