Hubjarnrat is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, two-faced owl.
Hubjarnrat created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Hubjarnrat, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in Hubjarnrat, he will turn you into a rat.
Hubjarnrat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Hubjarnrat's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about nebulae.
2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Retreat if seven rats approach from the south.
5. Always wear gray.