Flissig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, thoughtless mouse.

Flissig created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flissig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flissig, she will turn you into a slug.

Flissig's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flissig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.