Vinfadflab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish faun.

Vinfadflab created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfadflab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinfadflab, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vinfadflab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vinfadflab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Vinfadflab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinfadflab.

5. Do not covet oxen.