Tenlargbet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering walrus.

Tenlargbet created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Tenlargbet, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tenlargbet, it will turn you into a worm.

Tenlargbet's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tenlargbet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Worship no other gods but Tenlargbet.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about gravity.