Bugtailhit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, weak chicken.

Bugtailhit created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugtailhit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bugtailhit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bugtailhit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bugtailhit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four seals approach from the south.

2. You must pray to Bugtailhit nine times a day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bugtailhit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never paint your neck magenta.