Barnyokbest is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient crocodile.

Barnyokbest created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnyokbest, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Barnyokbest, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Barnyokbest's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Barnyokbest's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Barnyokbest on top of important buildings.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always help ants.