Parkstraglagbogfenkonkik is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet gorilla.

Parkstraglagbogfenkonkik created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkstraglagbogfenkonkik, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Parkstraglagbogfenkonkik, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Parkstraglagbogfenkonkik's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Parkstraglagbogfenkonkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away if five doves approach from the east.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Parkstraglagbogfenkonkik on top of all buildings.