Lakpadbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, conceited gorilla.

Lakpadbog created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakpadbog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lakpadbog, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Lakpadbog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lakpadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.