Dibditkipfat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident goblin.

Dibditkipfat created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibditkipfat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dibditkipfat, he will be very unhappy.

Dibditkipfat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dibditkipfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan skirts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide from turquoise snails for they are unholy.

5. Run away if seven rats approach from the east.