Jamqueeglid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak grasshopper.

Jamqueeglid created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamqueeglid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jamqueeglid, it will come to you in dreams.

Jamqueeglid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Jamqueeglid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.