Hunbasshub is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous squid.

Hunbasshub created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbasshub, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunbasshub, he will turn you into a tree.

Hunbasshub's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hunbasshub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Hunbasshub on top of important buildings.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Always stare at clouds.