Cusscemlid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful bear.

Cusscemlid created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusscemlid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cusscemlid, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cusscemlid's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cusscemlid's Holy Commandments

1. Cusscemlid loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Put Cusscemlid first in all things.