Cemzesslog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, caring wren.

Cemzesslog created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemzesslog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cemzesslog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cemzesslog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cemzesslog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if six geese approach from the north.

5. Never mention gulls.