Godcedcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, charitable porpoise.

Godcedcub created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Godcedcub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godcedcub, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Godcedcub's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Godcedcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.