Zogbigcut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, staggering crab.

Zogbigcut created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogbigcut, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zogbigcut, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Zogbigcut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Zogbigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Never paint your chest orange.