Komjipqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent crab.

Komjipqueeg created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Komjipqueeg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komjipqueeg, it will not care at all.

Komjipqueeg's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Komjipqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.