Yanbossjin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless fairy.

Yanbossjin created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yanbossjin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yanbossjin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yanbossjin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yanbossjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Yanbossjin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink alcohol.