Jipwiglad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient porpoise.

Jipwiglad created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jipwiglad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jipwiglad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Jipwiglad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jipwiglad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Jipwiglad.