Legbusvan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous goat.

Legbusvan created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbusvan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Legbusvan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Legbusvan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Legbusvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.