Kinzodlen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent whale.

Kinzodlen created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Kinzodlen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kinzodlen, it will manifest in front of you.

Kinzodlen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kinzodlen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kinzodlen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never pour water over plants.