Weerawhap Rawgomgetquill Dut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful whale.

Weerawhap Rawgomgetquill Dut created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weerawhap Rawgomgetquill Dut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weerawhap Rawgomgetquill Dut, she will have a low opinion of you.

Weerawhap Rawgomgetquill Dut's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Weerawhap Rawgomgetquill Dut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Weerawhap Rawgomgetquill Dut loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Always obey Weerawhap Rawgomgetquill Dut's priests.

5. Put Weerawhap Rawgomgetquill Dut first in all things.