Ingnillhap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, confident dugong.

Ingnillhap created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingnillhap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ingnillhap, it will turn you into a frog.

Ingnillhap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ingnillhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Never wear brown hats.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never laugh in the presence of rats.