Rigfossqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical hamster.

Rigfossqueeg created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfossqueeg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rigfossqueeg, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rigfossqueeg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rigfossqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six pigs approach from the east.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.
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