Honcubgut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking cobra.

Honcubgut created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honcubgut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Honcubgut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Honcubgut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Honcubgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Honcubgut on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must pray to Honcubgut three times a day.

5. Always help voles.