Yokcibzog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, confident frog.

Yokcibzog created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokcibzog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yokcibzog, it will torture you forever.

Yokcibzog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yokcibzog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not hurt turtles.