Cudxinbiss Lunveggun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited zebra.

Cudxinbiss Lunveggun created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudxinbiss Lunveggun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudxinbiss Lunveggun, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cudxinbiss Lunveggun's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cudxinbiss Lunveggun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cudxinbiss Lunveggun.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Always obey Cudxinbiss Lunveggun's priests.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Cudxinbiss Lunveggun on top of all buildings.