Kanyimfebbass is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating camel.

Kanyimfebbass created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanyimfebbass, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kanyimfebbass, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kanyimfebbass' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kanyimfebbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide if eight horses approach from the south.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kanyimfebbass.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.