Flowgedlim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-knowing ferret.

Flowgedlim created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowgedlim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowgedlim, it will remove you from existence.

Flowgedlim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Flowgedlim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flowgedlim.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear orange jumpers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.