Lincedcub is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous crocodile.
Lincedcub created an atom five trillion years ago.
If you believe in Lincedcub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Lincedcub, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Lincedcub's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Lincedcub's Holy Commandments
1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Run away if nine eagles approach from the south.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Never talk about nebulae.
5. Never go into turquoise rooms.