Cebyarlpog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, passionate chinchilla.

Cebyarlpog created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebyarlpog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cebyarlpog, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cebyarlpog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cebyarlpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must love Cebyarlpog.

3. Never paint your neck pink.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at nebulae.