Bognulnul is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, conceited eagle.

Bognulnul created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognulnul, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bognulnul, it will make you grow a tail.

Bognulnul's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bognulnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Never mention porpoises.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about dogs.