Bell Doncabpog Yamquafnad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty butterfly.

Bell Doncabpog Yamquafnad created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bell Doncabpog Yamquafnad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bell Doncabpog Yamquafnad, he will not care at all.

Bell Doncabpog Yamquafnad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bell Doncabpog Yamquafnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.