Mispogwot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless guinea pig.

Mispogwot created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mispogwot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mispogwot, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Mispogwot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Mispogwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Do not take Mispogwot's name in vain.