Nakcipvolmot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited bat.

Nakcipvolmot created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nakcipvolmot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nakcipvolmot, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nakcipvolmot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Nakcipvolmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. You must love Nakcipvolmot.