Panglapvol is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, two-faced porpoise.

Panglapvol created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panglapvol, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Panglapvol, it will laugh at you.

Panglapvol's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Panglapvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Hide from white great tits for they are unholy.

3. Never feed onions to pigs while wearing orange shorts.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.