Mongudbagcid Dabhogbus is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring jaguar.

Mongudbagcid Dabhogbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mongudbagcid Dabhogbus, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mongudbagcid Dabhogbus, he will turn you into a plant.

Mongudbagcid Dabhogbus' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mongudbagcid Dabhogbus' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Mongudbagcid Dabhogbus on top of important buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.